A guy is driving through East Texas on his way to New York when he sees a sign in front of a ranch-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale.”With the thought of dollar signs ringing around in his head, he stops, gets out and rings the door bell – the one with a big Texas A&M logo nailed above it. The Aggie owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard before turning back toward the TV – “Dang Alabama.”The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking dog sitting there. ‘You talk?’ he asks.“Yep,” the dog ...