By Gregg WendorfAdvance News JournalAs most sports fans already know, the one, the only, Shohei Ohtani, not yet 30, signed his record-breaking $700 million contract with the LA Dodgers last Saturday, which marks the largest contract in professional baseball history.By the way, per week, that amounts to $1.34 million. For a part-time job, no less – April through October.I’d let him adopt me, and for that much money I’d even call him dad, but that probably isn’t going to happen.For the sake of comparison, KC Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes’ 10-year contract is only worth a paltry $450 million, or $45 ...